modern age computer’s ishq… !
Arz kia hai …
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main Karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
ALWAYs a killer joke..
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NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile
Read it 10 times, but always
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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first time i read it can;'t stop laughing.
thanks for sharing.
Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.
sooooooooooo funny
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and more
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kissi ka yooN to hua kaun umar bhar phir bhi…
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very hi funny JP…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…
its hilarious!!
yaar shaayree achhi karte ho
Very funny