Reasons to believe computers are Male:
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They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
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As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
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Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night
