Computer Women

**HARD-DISK Woman: **
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman :
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. ****

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.


**SCREENSAVER Woman: **
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access. ****

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.


**MULTIMEDIA Woman: **
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

**E-MAIL Woman: **
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


VIRUS Woman:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…

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RAM Woman :
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
**E-MAIL Woman: **
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

that is me :hula:

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Where is windows xp woman???

sleek, beautiful, attractive, easy to handle, sultry and best of all if something goes wrong just undo it (using restore option) :D

have you seen such a girl on GS???

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yes ................

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and Attia Rani…You and me are the best…:dixsi: :dixsi:

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ohooo imran..kis ko dhonda ja raha hai :wink:

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coz women kernal is Unix based. you must type-in commands to make it work :stuck_out_tongue:

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:dhimpak: :dhimpak: :dhimpak: Attia , Barbie and Pardesi

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:eek: would you plz plzzzz tell me, who’s the hun :confused:

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Cant you see Imranu........Attia Barbie and Pardesi

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PK: yaar, samajh jao khud hi, kia batanay ki zarorat hai :blush:

Wisper: Oh no, consol command!! I hate it :tiery1:

B_G: Acha, waqai… mazak mut karo :mad2:

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hate it or will love it!
there ain’t any other which accepts commands :frowning:

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Dont you know me imran

offcourse i am lieing

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kia waqi PK you are like that :blush: :love:

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B_G :mad2: you jhooti … . wasay apnay baray mein kia khayal hai :blush:

wisper: too bad yaar, i have to keep an assistant then :smiley:

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^^ damn i am still stuck at DOS,

what are all these things yu speak off.

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:blush: are you looking for me Imran?:rolleyes:

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what a wOman :yukh:

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:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

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:eek: I never knew it you are like XP woman… now i know :flower1: :kiss: :hug:
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hey whats happinin to me shakin my head

I have seen GS being refused better not to approach you… my little sweet , heart is very fragile and its impossible to fix it :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue: