Computer related
Computers are like airconditioners: both stop working when you open windows!
Programmer: the device for converting coffee into software
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, programming must be the process of putting them in!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?!
I didn’t write this, a very complex macro did!
No you cannot dial 911! I’m downloading my mail!
Best file compression around: del ., 100% compression!
All computers wait at the same speed
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to you CONFIG.SYS!
Virus checking completed… All viruses functioning normally
I own a Pentium because it reboots faster
Hiroshima 45… Tsjernobyl 86… Windows 95!
~Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang~