Computer Programmer Conversation
HUSBAND: (Returning late from work) “Good evening dear. I’m now logged in.”
WIFE: “Have you bought the ring?”
HUSBAND: “Bad Command or filename.”
WIFE: “But I told you in the morning.”
HUSBAND: “Erroneous Syntax. Abort?”
WIFE: “What about my new dress?”
HUSBAND: “Variable not found.”
WIFE: “At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.”
HUSBAND: “Sharing Violation. Access Denied”
WIFE: “Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?”
HUSBAND: “Too many Parameters.”
WIFE: “It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.”
HUSBAND: “Data Type Mismatch.”
WIFE: “You are a useless nut.”
HUSBAND: “It’s by default.”
WIFE: “What about your salary?”
HUSBAND: “File in use…”
WIFE: “Who was in the car this morning?”
HUSBAND: “System is unable. Press ‘CTRL+ALT+DEL’ to Reboot.”
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