Computer Problem Report Form ...

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  1. Describe your problem:
  1. Now, describe the problem accurately:
  1. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
  1. Problem Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

  1. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up__
    B. Frozen__
    C. Hung__
    D. Strange Smell__

  2. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

  3. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

  4. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

  5. Have you made it worse? Yes__

  6. Have you had “a friend” who “Knows all about computers” try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

  7. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

  8. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

  9. Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Maybe__ No__

  10. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No__

  11. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__No__

  12. If ‘Yes’ then explain why you can’t fix the problem yourself.

  1. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

l8. If you answered ‘nothing’ then explain why you were logged in?

l9. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

  1. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What’s a VCR?__

  2. Do you have a copy of ‘PCs for Dummies’? Yes__ No__

  3. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

  4. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

  5. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

  6. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

  7. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

  8. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

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