Computer Jokes

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”


  • “Have you heard about the object-orieented way to become wealthy?”
  • “No…”
  • “Inheritance.”

If you can touch it and you can see it, it’s REAL.
If you can touch it but you can’t see it, it’s TRANSPARENT.
If you can’t touch it but you can see it, it’s VIRTUAL.
If you can’t touch it and you can’t see it, it’s GONE.

lol @ object-orieented way to become wealthy…

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“May The Madness Be Upon You!!!”