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Definition: Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.
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C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or file name!”
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C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
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CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
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Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
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Press to continue …Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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Hit any user to continue.
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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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“Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.”
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“Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
Re: Computer Humour
what's the punchline? :P
Re: Computer Humour
- Gupshup VirusScan 1.0 - " hafsa_dudette found: Ban her? (Y/Y)*
Re: Computer Humour
lol....... gotta hand it to ya - that is funny :p
Re: Computer Humour
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows2000
version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms
that may be used in the Hindi version of...
Windows 2000: Khirkiyan 2000
File = Phaail
Save = Bachao
Save as = Aise Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhe Bachao
Select = Chuno
Select All = Sab Chuno
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Firse Dhoondo
Move = Hilao
Mail = Dak
Mailer = Dakiya
Zoom = Paas se dhekho
Zoom Out = Dhoor se dhekho
Open = Kholo
Close = Band Karo
New = Naya
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Ke Chaapo
Copy = Teepo
Cut = Kaato
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Jayada Chipkao
Delete = Dho dalo
View = Nazaara
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar ka dabba
Spreadsheet = Khuli Chaadar
Database = Bahi Khaata
Insert = Ghusao
Tree = Ped
Compress = Thooso
Mouse = Chooha
Click = Tik-Tik Karo
scrollbar = Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar
Exit = Chal Phoot
:D:D:D:D:D
Re: Computer Humour
goshhh soo funny 
Re: Computer Humour
mansoor… i saw that years ago… still has me in stitches though :bhangra:
Re: Computer Humour
i know its old but the topic was computer humour and everyone has seen it
