Computer Gender

A language instructor was explaining to her class
that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are
grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

“House,” in French, is feminine-“la maison.”
“Pencil,” in French, is masculine-“le crayon.”

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her
French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two
groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to
decide whether “computer” should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four
reasons for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that
computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender (“la computer”), because:

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic

  2. The native language they use to communicate with other
    computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in
    long-term memory for possible later retrieval

  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
    find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers
should be masculine (“le computer”), because:

  1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;

  2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless

  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
    half the time they ARE the problem

  4. As soon as you commit to one, you
    realize that if you’d waited a little longer, you
    could have gotten a better model.

:rotfl:

i like this version better.

cool.

yeah its a better version :k:
:smiley:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Dhoti - cause you are new so here it is just for your information

*Originally posted by ehsan: *
Top nine reasons why computers must be female:

  1. Picky, picky, picky.
  2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
  3. Beauty is only shell deep.
  4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
  5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
  6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
  7. Smalltalk is important.
  8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
  9. They make you take the garbage out.

*Originally posted by salman_2you: *
Here's what my ex-g/f used to say:

Top 10 reasons why computers must be male

  1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    1. A better model is always just around the corner.
    2. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
    3. It is always necessary to have a backup.
    4. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
    5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
    6. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
    8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
    9. Size does matter

I don't agree with none of the above two excuses and I must say computers cannot be categorized as either male or female.

COMPUTERS ARE COMPUETRS

Salman,
Why you gotta be hater?

lolzzzzzzzzzz

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*Originally posted by salman_2you: *

*Originally posted by salman_2you: *
Here's what my ex-g/f used to say:


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ahhh-hhh-hhhemmmm!

:D......interesting...........

:hehe:
:k:

:D

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*Originally posted by monasha: *

ahhh-hhh-hhhemmmm!
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Yaar EX bola na
Ub kahay ko baal ki khaal ukharti ho

:D

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*Originally posted by khekasha: *
Salman,
Why you gotta be hater?
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Hater??? There iz nothing to hate, when we don't even have time to love

:D

that was hilarious :smiley: :rotfl:

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*Originally posted by salman_2you: *

Hater??? There iz nothing to hate, when we don't even have time to love

:D
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:p

somebody go tell that french teacher computer is l’ordinateur and it is MALE :rolleyes:

:D

COMPUTER IS A WOMAN....

needs accessories
needs upgrade
every other month needs something new
software that no one can understand
all kind ogf bugs in it
u constanly need to perform fdisk.......

i am preety sure it acts like a paki woman....imagine that....