Re: Competition Time!!!
Chilchalati hui dhoop me shohar ghar lunch krny ata hy or upar sy loadshedding pehly he sara hua hota hy garmi ki wajah sy or jab khany ki table py bethta hy or cloche utha k dekhta hy to…
***Junaid(Husband): Begummmmmmmmmmmm!!! aj phir chicken qorma??? ***
Kiran(wife): Phir sy kia mtlb hy? kal to chicken ginger tha us sy aik din pehly chicken karahi or us sy aik din pehly…
Junaid: Acha bus bus apni takreer band karo tumhary khandan me to lgta hy sary he chicken khor hain chicken k siwa kuch bnana sikhaya he ni tumhari maa ny Mein tang aa gaya houn her roz chicken kha kha kay, kabhi koi aur cheez bhi paka leeya kero, ya kuch aur pakana he nahi ata hai*** is sy to behtar tha me office me he lunch kr leta , tumko pta bhe hy mujhy chicken sy allergy hy 
kiran: aap ko to meri har cheez sy allergy hy , or mery khandan ko kuch na kahen ye hamari khandani rawayat hy agar murgh-e-musalam na bany to koi khana ni khata tha Allah bakshy mery Dada kehty thy …
Junaid: Me is garmi me tumhari taqreer sunny ni aya ja raha hun or ab jahil aurtun ki tarah rony mt beth jana k me ny tumhary hath ka bna hua khana ni khaya
kiran: me un aurtun ki tarah ni hun
junaid: acha to tum ye kehna chah ri ho k tum different ho?
kiran: ye to wakt he btaye ga 
ON WEEKEND:
Junaid so kr uthta hy or kiran us sy pochti hy aj khana aap ki pasnd sy bany ga aap menu btain
junaid: wah bhai aj soraj kahan sy nikla hy? 
kiran: dil me kehti hy ye to aap ko abhe lag pta jaye ga…menu btain 
junaid: 2,3 kisim ki sabzi bna dalo aj :sid:
kiran: Theek hy to phir aisa karen aap aj jo dil kary bna lain , wo samny kitchen hy 2,3 qisam ki saabzi bnain ya 4,5 kisam ki khani to aap ny he hy na, me to apni friend k sath shopping py ja ri hun or hum lunch bhe sath he karen gy. 
junaid: Kia? me khana bnaun ga? meri maa mujhy is haal me dekhy ge to khoon k ansu roye ge…
kiran: is liye me ny tumhari ama ko bhe aj khany py invite kr lia hy…ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND 
Moral of the story: Shohar hazrat itny nakhry na kia karen, chup kar k bivi ka pakaya hua kha lia karen ni to kitchen ka rasta to aap ko maloom he ho ga 