A judge has ordered a local barber to do some community work, so he decided to give free hair to the 1st customer that steps-in everyday.
Very next morning a florist goes to the barber shop. After the cut, he goes to pay and the Barber replies: I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut as a 1st customer of the day and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door.
An Indian guy (no offense please, as its just a joke) goes for a haircut early morning and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Indian guy is of course very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there’s a dozen desis waiting for a free Haircut…
- A xenophobic one from the Guffaw King
