So I guess I’ve become an online kind of person, as oppose to real life kind of person. Don’t get me wrong - I go to school, work in real life, and I have friends I meet up with in real life, and I take free time and I’ll go do fun things in real life.
But I really prefer networking with people online and gupshupping online than in real life, because…
I don’t need to get dressed for the conversation.
No need for make-up.
I can wear my pj’s.
I can basically not take a shower, and you wouldn’t even know.
I can have not brushed my teeth, and as if you can smell it…
I can click X in the right upper hand corner if I don’t like talking to you.
I can tell you to take a hike if I don’t like you. In real life, I usually don’t get so blunt with people, cuz they may hit you…or run you over with their car…
I can stuff my face with pizza while writing to you (like I am now…)
Oh heavenly bliss. Thank-you, Al Gore, for creating the internet.
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