Some very common sardarjee jokes … you may have heard most of them … but it worth reading once …
A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
What do you do when a Surd throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell…he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Why do surd work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
How do you confuse a surd?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Why can’t surd make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!
What does a surd say when you ask him if the “tooney” lights are on?
A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
What do you see when you look into a surd’s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Why are surd hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
When is it legal to shoot a surd in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Whats the difference between a surd and a Supermarket Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Someone asked a surd if he believed in smoking.
A: He said “Yes, I’ve seen it done.”
Surd #1: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Surd #2: “No, who wrote it?”
Surd: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
MAN: “It’s 3:15.”
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
