A soldier reaches to his captain and says: “Sir, 1 enemy ship is approaching us”.
Captain: “Go bring my Red shirt”.
Soldier gets the red shirt for the captain. Enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of firing…bombs and machines guns…finally the captain wins.
Soldier congrats the captain and asks “But why the red shirt?”
Captain replies “If I got injured, my blood shouldn’t be visible so that my soldiers do not loose hope”.
Suddenly another soldier comes running in and shouts…“captain, 20 more enemy ships coming in”.
Captain to his first soldier…“Go bring my brown pants”.
Jin ki samajh aagay wo muskurain…baqi bachay cerelac khaain …thos ghiza mai pehla qadam…
main kaisay samjhaaaon … 
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