“A Price of a Grade”
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor
handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
“College Grading System”
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University (Name is classified) grade their final exams:
DEPT OF STATISTICS:
- All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
- Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
- All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
- Grade is determined by G-d.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
LAW SCHOOL:
- Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Grades are variable, but…
All theoretical physics is really athematics. See Above.
DEPT OF CHEMISTRY:
All theoretical chemistry is really physics. See Above.
DEPT OF BIOLOGY:
All theoretical biology is really chemistry. See Above.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
- Random number generator determines grade, but… YOUR grade is an object in a class of its own.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
- Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
ENGLISH DEPT:
Your final exam will be scored by totaling the weight of all the books you read this semester:
40+ pounds - A
30 pounds - B
20 pounds - C
10 pounds - D
<10 pounds - F
DEPT OF MARXIST STUDIES:
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Therefore, everyone will now get the
same grade!
DEPT OF ECONOMICS:
All of your grades, as a collection, will reach the level where your marginal product (MP) of labor for each individual grade is equal.
DEPT OF OPERATIONS & LOGISTICS MANAGEMENT:
Grades will be posted at 12:00 Noon.
NOT 11:59 – NOT 12:01
ACCOUNTING DEPT:
Prof. Lillien? Any input?
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