assalamoalikum 
once a girl was drinking a can of coke (coca-cola) when suddenly a fly (makhee) fell into her can, where it gave birth to a little baby makhee (fly) but the girl picked up the mummy makhee and threw it out of the can.
after a while the baby makhee opened its eyes and came out of the can of coke and said to the girl mammiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (mother) and the girl was astonished and she said that i am not ur mummmi but the baby fly repiled u have to be my mummi becauz (meine tumharee coke sein janam liya hai
GET IT!!! 
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