~Coffee~

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Employee on fone: Hey send me a coffee in 2 minutes :snooty:

Boss: Do u know whom u r talking to? :hmmm:

Employee: No :clown:

Boss: I am the boss of this office :grumpy:

Employee: And do u know whom u r talking to? :bummer:

Boss: No :smack:

Employee: Thank God, Bye have a gud day :omg:

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maiN samjhaa employee kahegaa k maiN aapkii biwii kaa bhai huN! :cb: hahahaha

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:cb:
hr joke mein biwi ka hona zaruri nhi hay :smack:

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biwi se to boss ke boss bhii Darte haiN! :smiley:

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hahaha han like my baba :cb:

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achchhaa…lol…baba bhii? :cb:

ek hubby ne apni biwi se kahaa: “jaldi se paanii garam kar do nahaane ke liye…VARNA…!!!”
**biwii roz roz kii is dhamkii se tang aa kar boliiN: **“varna kia? aaj faila ho hii jaaye…varna kia kar loge?”
hubby bole: “varna kia, maiN ThanDe paanii se hii nahaa luuNgaa! :(” :cb:

moral of the story: biwii ko jimmat kar ke miyaaN ke gale meN ghanTii baandhnii hoo hogii! :smiley:

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hahaha moral yeh hai k shohar ko chahiye apni value na bhoolay :omg:
isliye apko b chahiye shadi ka irada bdal dein :cb:

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hahaha…vaise, insaan tajrabe se seekhtaa hai…ek baar kar lene do shaadii, maiN Khud hii sabaq seekh luuNgaa yaa beGham ko sikhaa duuNgaa! :cb:

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begham apko na sabaq sikha dein kahin, zra dheyan se :cb:

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50-50 chance hai! :smiley: agar unhoN ne sabaq sikhaayaa to maiN seekh luuNgaa as a good student! :slight_smile:

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hahahaha edday changay tussi :cb:

hayee sar bht dard kr rha hai aj :smack:

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oh oh..sar kia deevaar se Takraa diyaa mujh se baateN kar kar ke? :smiley: aisa karo, koi pain killer le lo! :slight_smile: yaa mujh se baateN karnaa abhi thoRii der ke liye band kar do! :stuck_out_tongue:

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hahahahaha han lgta hai apka b sar dard krwa diya main ne :omg:
main dinner krnay ja rhi hn waise b :yummy:

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jaao jii, jaao…mere Hisse kaa bhii khaa lenaa…vaise, maiN bahooot khaataa huN…warning hai yeh! :smiley: see ya later…Allah haafiz :slight_smile:

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~Coffee~

:omg:

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:biggthumb:

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Ulu ka boss !!!