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^ Do women not have mustache?
I killed a fly too. Actually it was sitting on the monitor and I slowly moved my hand and flicked on it. It was injured and lying there upside down tarping 
I picked it up by legs, smacked it on the table, then it started walking, then I picked it up with bare hands, put it on a piece of paper, took another piece of paper and smashed it 
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Omg Shikra that’s really disturbing to hear :(. Why are you killing innocent little animals?! 
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Nah, we’re chiknis :p. Except for some that I’ve seen. 
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Those stupid things have crossed the limits and ticked me of so much that I want to kill them. I just realized, I killed a baby one too 
I wasn’t gonna kill it, but then I thought this stupid baby will grow up one day and turn into a big cockrach and produce offspring. It’s better to finish the story before it even begins 
And no, 99.99 % of desi girls are hairy and manly :halo: That’s a different story that someof them keep themselves ‘clean’ and take care of themselves but on average, they are hairier. :halo:
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phati u stay away from him :halo:
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OMG JAMES BHAI THAT’S IT…
Why do you always embarass me like thattttttttt 
You’re sooo meannnnnnn !!!
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LoL!! 
Wow I can understand you want to get rid of cockroaches. I don’t like them very much either :(. But ew don’t smuch them with your hands or even a piece of paper. :yukh: I usually use the vaccuum to swoop up spiders and ugly/scary bugs. 
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:bash: 
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That’s mean 
Let those suckers die an easy death. I have some horrible stories. One time I woke up, my mom was making my bed and when she moved the pillow, she saw a dead cockroach under it that probably died when my hand struck him under the pillow while sleeping 
Another time, we had a guest in our home and I went to wake him up in the morning. I turned on the light and the cockroach was walking right next to his face. He ran away when I turned the light on. Good thing the guest didn’t open his eyes warna he would’ve screamed like a little girl :halo:
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OMG THAT’S SO NASTYYYYYY :yukh: :yukh: :yukh: I think you all really need to call pest control. You’re not living in Pakistan. It’s not NORMAL to have cockroaches/small animals living around the house 
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…and one time I had to go to a university. I wore my shoes and left. While walking in the university, I realized there was something in my shoe under my foot because one foot felt higher than the other foot. I took my shoe off, put my hand in it, and my hand came out with a dead cockroach in it :halo:
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^^ Ok that’s probably the grossest one of them all I’m officially resigning from this thread. My nose crinkles every time I read one of Shikra’s disgusting cockroach stories. :yukh:
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shikray - was it ur weight or the smelly socks that killed the kaakrooch ?
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Do you want more? I have more :halo:
p.s. They are not that bad 
Everytime we have guests in the house, they usually don’t walk around freely on the kitchen counters.
p.s.2. I killed one yesterday in a new way 
Ok. He was walking on the fridge. I opened the fridge door and waited for him to walk on the place where the rubber of the door meets the fridge. The minute he moved there, I closed the fridge door and opened it. He was dead and stuck to the rubber. His dead body is still there because I checked it today
James bhai Both 
Socks gave him the anesthesia and the weight killed him :halo:
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I remember i was so dead tired one day, that i was just lying on my couch with my mouth open, panting. Breathing heavily.
Cockroach crawled up my cheek, around my lips, and bloop went inside my mouth, id dint' move..i was tired na :(
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^^ OMG EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did u eat it?!?! :(
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agh gross. this one kid at my school eats worms. freak. it's so nasty. i hate going to school on rainy days now. :(