I don’t hate them, but I kill them only when they cross their limits. What does that mean? This is what it means:
There was a teenager cockroach in my room, just walking around and having fun on my computer desk while I was sitting at the desk. I was like pshhh, I’ll let him enjoy his freedom. So he got on the wall, went here and there and I didn’t kill it. So today, I see another one. Both of them out at the same time. One on the wall and one on my desk. I first killed the one at my desk who was hiding between to sheets of paper. I just crushed him with my fingers but he didn’t die. His flesh came out and he was unable to walk. So he just sat there and kept trying to move. Then I killed the one on the wall by crushing it with a piece of paper because I did not want to make my hands dirty. Then I came back to the first one and just completely killed him to give it an easy death.
I ignored one yesterday, and he brought his buddy with him. That was it. If I give you the freedom, don’t take it for granted
Moral of the story: I am not only a mean mod, but a mean person in real life as well and don’t cross my limits or else I will be on you
I’m sure people are gonna be more disturbed and disgusted about the fact that you HAVE cockroaches moving about u so freely than about you killing a couple
I have tried everything. They are not just in the house, they are in the state. Pakistan wala haal hai. I heard that if you kill one, wherever you kill it, because of the flesh that remains there, some more are born out of it? But I’ve tried spray killing, even the cockroaches bombs but nothing seems to get rid of them
But one was at my desk and other one was at the wall I guess the one at my desk must be a female and the male got mad because she left him to stare at a guy
Oh dear :yukh:. Akkkhhhh you smushed em with your fingers!?! Gross!. Aah I get the moral of the story. Even the clever little metaphor you used. Hah, “teenage cockroach”. It all make sense now.
But I’ve tried spray killing, even the cockroaches bombs but nothing seems to get rid of them 
Lekin phir socha all girls will be like “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” 
