Sardar ji enters the bar and asks the bartender…yaar make me 3 strong drinks, one in the name of my friend in Australia, second for the one in Enland and the third one for me. Hey! my girl friend is out of town and I can drink today 
Bartender: sure, here are two in the name of your friends and here is one for you.
Sardar ji: cool!! drinks his alcohol and shouts…insaan di zindagi wich kurri nhin aani chahiay and leaves the bar.
Next day sardar ji comes in with his girl friend and says to bar tender…make me two drinks, one in the name of my friend in australia and the other one in the name of the one in England.
Bartender: sure, but why 2 and not 3?
sardar ji: (acting decent infront of his girl friend) oye! mein taN kudoN di pini chud diti aay.
ha! ha!
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