Close your Purse

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has
to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be
polite and don’t talk about private matters in public. At first he
holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say
to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom
had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he
turns to the little girl and says “Will you excuse me I have to go
powder my nose”. And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and
runs to the washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks up at
him and asks “Did you powder your nose?” “Yes” said the little boy
stepping back into the sandbox. “Well then”
says the little girl, “You’d better close your purse because your
lipstick is hanging out.”

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haah hehe

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wasnt tht funny.

ooooohhhhhhhhh :eek:

lolz

oh shoot

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*Originally posted by punjabi kuri !!!: *
wasnt tht funny.
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not funny at alllllllllllllll

if it were me she would be saying "put your baseball bat in the bag " :rolleyes:

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:hehe: that was funny!

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i FoRwArD tHiZ tO sUmOtHeR sIdE tHeY sAiD iT'z "RaTeD g" JoKe

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