***I was going through old posts and looking at customize guppie icons when I came across one guppie who has the nicest shave in all, at that perticular moment I recalled this joke. With due respect, it has nothing to do with no guppie (with nice shave). Enjoy!!
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?”
“No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”
aray hamaari nazar ko beech main na laayen.. paidaayishi bhaingay hain hamm.. dekh kahi aur rahay hotay hain, nigah kahi aur parti hay.. (chor bhee mushkil main parr jaata hay ke chori karay to kaisay)