Clone of My Own (to the tune of Home on the Range)
*Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And When it is grown
Then my little clone
Will be of the opposite sex
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when I’m alone
With my little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.*
---Issac Asimov