Hillary Clinton go’s to heaven and ST Peter is showing her around and she
spot’s all these clocks all going at different speeds. She says to Peter,
“What are all the clocks for and why are they going at different speed’s?”
Peter replies, “They are for everyone on earth and every time they commit an
illigal act the hands move.”
So she asks, “Where is Bill Clinton’s clock.”
“God’s is using it for a fan.”