Bill Clinton is out jogging one morning and comes to the Washington Mounument. He says, ’ George, what should I do?’
Several minutes later George says, ‘Junk the
IRS and start over.’
Clinton jogs further and comes to the Jefferson Memorial. He stops and says, ‘Tom, what should I do?’
Several minutes later, Tom says, ‘Scrap your
welfare program and start over.’
Not long after that, Clinton has jogged over to the Lincoln Memorial. He says, ‘Abe, what
should I do?’
After a long pause, Abe says, ‘why don’t you
take the night off and go to the theater.’