A blonde was driving home after church and passed
a sign that said, “CLEAN RESTROOMS 12 MILES”.
By the time she had driven twelve miles, she had
cleaned 57 restrooms.
let me add to this with some of my own!
She's so Blonde:
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate!"she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind!she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"!
she tried to drown a fish!
she thought a quarterback was a refund!
she tripped over a cordless phone!
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Aries"!when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved!