Lady Astor once said to Sir Winston Churchil
“Sir if you were my husband, I would put poision in your coffee”. Sir WInston Replied
“Mamdam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.”
Lady astor once said to Sir Winston Churchil “Sir you are drunk”. Sir Winston replied “and you are ugly but tomorrow, Ill be sober”
I know you huys must have heard these a million times but just wanted to jog your memory.