Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One of them
said, "You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble
with them flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried
everything, but nothing seems to scare them off.
Another pastor said "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my
belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated,
and they won't go away!"
The third pastor said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of
the church, and they haven't seen one back since!"