It’s an app for the older, wiser generation. Tum nahi samjho gey kyun ki tum itney nanhey ho 
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OK, it’s a song from the 80s. The lyrics go something like:
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Samaj aya?