I got dragged along to a christian music festival by a colleague a few days ago. There was a toastie stand and i walked up. The conversation was as follows:
Me: Good afternoon sir, may i have a toastie :)??
server: Are you a christian?? 
Me: well if im not, then do i not get a toastie?? :(- thats very unchristian (he crumbled under the weight of my arguement)
Server: You can have cheese, or cheese and ham 
Me: you know what?? just cheese me - cuz im a jew (walks off)
atleast you had cheese 