Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur
Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .
Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .
Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .
Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey
Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per
Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne
Poocha … Kyoon Bhai “ Ye Sab Kya Hai “ ..
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi
Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ..Car
Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha
Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga
Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta
Manager : Chaliye Janab … 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye
Chintoo : (Khusi Se ) Chalo … Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do .
Chintoo : A 4 Apple
Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple
Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple
Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple
Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple
Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple
Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple
Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple
Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai
Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di
Lady,’ Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo : ‘Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di…’
Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Per Ja Rahe The , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag
Gaya
Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Inteezar Mein Hoon Na
Kuch Deer Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga
Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam
Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Howa Chintoo Yar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana
Kyoon Ga Rahe Ho
Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon
Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila
Di.
chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai … Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale hai.
Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na
Chintoo : Yar Mintoo ! Ye Bata Ye Rocket Plane Se Taiz Kaise Urhta Hai
Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Din A To Pata Chale Ga
Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ….) … Arey Chand To Raat
Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya .
Larki : Arey Ullto To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !
