CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!
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War does not determine w! ho is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth
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