Chinese in 5 minutes!

NOTE: This is not to offend ANYONE…just something i recieved in my e-mail..it will take a will for some of you to get…

SUBJECT: Learning Chinese In Five Minutes!!

ENGLISH CHINESE EQIVELENT

  1. That’s not right. - Sum Ting Wong

  2. Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

  3. See me ASAP. - Kum Hia Nao

  4. Stupid Man - Dum Gai

  5. Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

  6. Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

  7. I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni

  8. I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat

  9. It’s very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?

  10. I thought you were on a diet. - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

  11. This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

  12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week. - Wai Yu Kum Nao?

  13. Staying out of sight. - Lei Ying Lo

  14. He’s cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka