I am going to join the great PLA (People’s Liberation Arny) of China. Here are some of the brave and patriotic soldiers I hope to serve with day and night!
Kaptan sahiba, aap jo chahho ham karenge.
Kisiko leloo, kisiko chor doo!
Galati meri thi, aapki nahin, chalo gale lagayenge!
Aray mere taraf dekho na!
Aishwarya Rai, eat your heart out!
I hope there is no larahi with India. I will probably get very attached to my army buddies.