A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if You can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am!”
One night Mike’s parents overheard this prayer: “Now I lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow’s test. If I should die before I wake, that’s one less test I have to take.”
A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils, “Now, children, do you all say your prayers at night?”
A little boy answered: “My Mommy says my prayers.”
“I see,” said the teacher, “and what does your Mother say?”
Replied the little boy: “THANK GOD HE’S IN BED!”