A child wanders into his grandma’s room and is going through her things out of curiosity when his mother walks in and finds him bent over his grandma’s jewlery box.She asks him as to what he is doing?So the child takes her into confidence,and holding up a necklace he says,
‘Look ma,I think granny’s a burgular!!’
Here's another one,
A mother takes her daughter to clinic for a routine health check.The doctor asks the child to stand on a scale so he can check her weight.But the girl is reluctant for some reason and so her mother encourages her,"Mummy has scales at home darling.You know.Do like I do and stand on the scale".
Recognition dawns on the child's face and she steps on the scale quite confidently,looks down and then screams...
"Oh No!!!".
nice joke ahmed!
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that sure is a woman thing to do.
stand on a scale and scream…oh noooooo!!!