Sardar Ji in the country…
Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," the first sardarji drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK," the first sardarji said. "Five."
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