this guy goes to a pet store to buy a parot
the clerk shows him a parot that sings
he said “put lighter(after lighting it) under the let wing and he’ll sing u a song”
the guy did as he was told and the parrot sang him “jingle bells”
then the guy decided to bu the fire under the right wing and the parrot sang “On the first day of Christmas..”
the guy bought the parot, took it home to see if it knew any other song.he tried putting the fire in many different places
he put it under the parrot’e butt and the parron sang " CHET’S nutz rosting on and open fire!"
lol
i heard this from a friend n loved it
if u don’t get it
u need to get a life
jokin!!!