ELEMENT :Man
SYMBOL :Ma
QUANTITATIVE:Accepted at 7 inches though known to be as small as 4 inches.
DISCOVERER:Eve (discovered by accident when she had a craving for ribs)
OCCURRENCE:Often found near dual element Wo, usually in high concentrations surrounding a perfect Wo specimen.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
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surface is often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others.
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boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts when treated properly.
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can cause headaches
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tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo
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gains considerable mass and loses reactive nature, as specimen ages
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specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
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often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
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all forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
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may react with several Wo isotopes in a short period under extremly favorable conditions.
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most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
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usually willing to react with whatever is available.
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will be fairly inert and repellant to most other elements when saturated with alcohol.
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is repelled by most common household appliances and cleansers.
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is repelled by small children in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
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is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
STORAGE:
- best results near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.
USES:
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heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
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can be used in recreational activities.
TESTS:
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pure specimen will rarely reveal purity
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reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
CAUTION:
- may react extremely violently when another Ma interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen.
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