Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160 lbs.
Occurence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
Physical Properties:
- Surface usually covered in a painted film.
- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
- Melts if given proper treatment.
- Bitter if used incorrectly.
- Found in various states.
Chemical Properties:
- Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and other precious metals.
- Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances.
- Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
Uses:
- Highly ornamental especially in sports cars.
- Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man.
Tests:
- Pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state.
- Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.
Caution:
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
- Illegal to possess more than one except in certain areas