Chelsea Clinton=40 Goats and 20 Cows

This is so cool. Back in Arkansas Hillaries’ family only got a goat and a pig (named Bill). Big upgrade for the Clinton family!

Clinton offered goats and cows for Chelsea’s hand

25.07.05 2.20pm

By Meera Selva

Bill Clinton, used to a warm reception on his global goodwill missions, came away from Kenya this weekend with more than he bargained for.

The former US president must now consider whether the offer of 40 goats and 20 cows, made by an apparently love-struck local official, is sufficient to persuade him to give up his daughter Chelsea for marriage.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Clinton through Kenya’s Foreign Affairs Minister, and promised him that he would look after his daughter in style.

“Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding,” promised the electrical engineering graduate.

“I would have invited South African Aglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony.”

The councillor also gave the names of former Kenyan president Daniel Arap Moi and two of his college mates as character references.

Mr Chepkurgor said he had been impressed by Hillary Clinton for standing by her man through the Monica Lewinksy scandal “like an African woman.”

A Kenyan man traditionally has to pay a dowry in goats and cows to his bride’s family - the offer Mr Chepkurgor made for Chelsea is a generous one that befits a big man’s daughter.

He said he would be willing to travel to America to visit her family, but refused to give more details of his suit, as it is private matter between the parents of the bride and groom.

Mr Clinton arrived in Kenya at the end of last week to discuss how the Clinton Foundation would help the country’s anti-AIDS programmes but made no mention of his daughter’s dowry.

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i dont trust bill with the goats and cows.

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Based on Bill's past experiences with cows - Paula and Monica, he will do fine. It's the poor goats I worry about.

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I'm feta'p w/these types of threads

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40 goats and 20 cows? :eek:

Puh-lease… she’s worth 2 sheep and a chicken, and not an ewe more than that

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That's mean! Plus the guy will eventually be able to save all his sheep and cows. :p

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Bill might just accept the offer. After all, rumor has it that when he got a new dog he told a secret service agent that he got the dog for Hillary. The secret service agent responded: "Good trade, Mr. President."

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41 Goats , 21 Cows:D

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41 goats 21 cows and a one legged chicken! :D

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That's pretty decent - Chelsea should consider herself very lucky!

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Too many teats for Bill to handle, or not? :D

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I agree, she’s just a girl for goodness sakes!

my friend paid 1 basket of peanuts for his wife!

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Stu, sweetie you do confuse me when you start talking about greek cheese in a thread about chickens and goats:p

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feta is goat cheese.

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Daisy - how many times have I said not to reveal what my husband paid for me??? geesh

Sooooo........ if I offer a Toyota Corolla, does that mean I get the pick of who I want???

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:eek:

You have truly mastered the Pakistani mindset

:eek:

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Mad_Scientist… soon I hope to be looking for a pretty young thing as soon as women can have more than one husband… since I have the Corolla just sitting around while a young man can do a lot more than sit… well… :smiley:

Umer:blush: soon… :smiley:

For those who misunderstand: teasing Umer :blush:

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Nice to see the concept of dowry rubbing off in the western culture.

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In the African culture offering ‘lobola’ is not considered demeaning to women - its part of the tradition. And it’s the girls family that sets the price usually - often, the guy cant marry his love because he cant afford the lobola.

Maybe Clinton asked for those 40 goats and 20 cows?

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cat-woman name your lobola and by jupiter i shall win thee over. What ever the price, Just name it my african goddess.