A) Embarrass him. “Where’d you learn your pick-up lines from…a halwaai dukaan??? LOSER!”
B) Tell nearby guys that he’s being a raaaskal (use the lame cut-downs the heroines used in the 80’s and 90’s Bollywood movies). And clap when the guys beat him up. As a prelude to the dhishum dhishum…sing a song of your own. “Maar diya jaaye…k chor diya jaaye…bol teray saath kya salook kiya jaye!”
C) “You lost me at Syed.” YAWN! Knocks out his smiling daant and saunters off into the sunset.
D) He seems the most decent out of the four. If he’s cute…get to know him. If not…walk away and tell him he can have ALL the frickin seats at that table. LOL!