A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Cheereos. He gave all of the children the same kind of Cheereos one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
“Red…cherry”
“Yellow…lemon”
“Green…lime”
“Orange…orange”
Finally, the professor gave them all Honey-flavored Cheereos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
“Well” he said, “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Everybody, spit them out - they’re a$$hol*s!!!”