One day a man walks into a store to buy dog food.
He brings it to the checkout counter.
MAN: I’d like to buy this.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Why yes!
CHEKOUT LADY: Where is it?
MAN:It’s at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry, I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog.Store policy.
So the man leaves…
The next day the man walks in again but to by cat food. he brings it up to the checkout counter.
MAN: I’d like to buy this.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do ya have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well…where is it?
MAN: It’s at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to ya unless I see your cat.
So the man leaves…
Later that week the man comes in with a paper sack and sets it on the checkout counter.
CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand insinde it.
The checkout lady puts her hand inside the sack and feels it.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm…It’s warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper…