check it out

got this in am email..

>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her 

adulterous

husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s
lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah!
Justice!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 
(Who volunteers for this stuff?) 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue…
(Hummm…I won’t touch THAT one!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its  own 
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for  this 
research??) 

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) 
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And, the best for last..... 
Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
(Do you think they have bad breath?) 
Where are the applications for Guam?

strange :hoonh:

lol…this thread should be salman’s favorite cuz we have a lot of “>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>” :rotfl:

yeh te gaya!

salmans fav nahi mods ka fav shikra...its gonna get locked as soon as they lay theri eyes on it.

:)

Agreed to some extent :k:

I once posted a joke here in punjabi which was between the limits of considiring "G" general audience but still got a tala. Now reading this joke and seeing no tala on this thread makes me wonder what does "G" stand for?

^ must have been a while ago...
recently i have notcied that the mods are sleeping

Justice has been served :k:

Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Admin :flower: