Check His Ring Finger

Muzna · January 13, 2009, 3:35pm

Not only to see if he is married…but to see if he will be a financial success.

Apparently there is a study out that stipulates traders with ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers tend to be more successful in their jobs…

Mirch · January 13, 2009, 3:42pm

Re: Check His Ring Finger

Ok , so the ones with shorter ring fingers than index fingers might turn out to be losers.
What about the ones who have two of them equal in length ?

Monk · January 13, 2009, 3:43pm

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tsk tsk
What happened to heart emotions values ?

IntelliPhant · January 13, 2009, 3:46pm

You don’t have to let every body know.

Cantankerous · January 13, 2009, 3:48pm

Ok, will do that. Just need to find me a trader.

dhanya_podena · January 13, 2009, 3:52pm

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Hmm.... So we may have ads like this, lengthen your ring finger.

Ring finger surgery results gauranteed

Sara516 · January 13, 2009, 3:56pm

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If he already has a ring why care if its long or short?

Mirch · January 13, 2009, 3:57pm

Guaranteed results within one week of using our pills to lengthen your ring finger.

Ring finger lengthening pump available and shipped discreetly.

Are you ashamed of your ring finger ? Be no more we have a half inch long attachment available which looks, feels and behaves like ring finger.

you are halirous DD.

Muzna · January 13, 2009, 3:59pm

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LOL

Monk · January 13, 2009, 4:04pm

I mean if the finger really long in $$$ sense , then still you know..

wondergurl · January 13, 2009, 4:04pm

lol good one

Sara516 · January 13, 2009, 4:13pm

Yeah but still. once u see a ring why does it matter if the dude has a long or small one (finger)?

Mirch · January 13, 2009, 4:20pm

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So the post should have been like this.
Check his ring finger if he has wedding ring STOP otherwise go to step 2
Check the length if it is longer than index finger then
offer to buy him a drink.

Oh and before the first step make sure that you do not have a wedding ring on otherwise this magic will not work.

Cantankerous · January 13, 2009, 4:21pm

Then at least we can lament over what we could've had!

Muzna · January 13, 2009, 5:01pm

Just a small correction:

Check his ring finger if he has wedding ring STOP otherwise go to step 2
Check the length if it is longer than index finger then
Let him buy you a drink.

Xenophanez · January 13, 2009, 5:08pm

checklist for a gold digger..

check the length if it is longer than index finger
let him buy you drink
check if his ring finger if he has wedding ring. STOP take a deep breath, ask him what he will buy you for your next b’day.

Mirch · January 13, 2009, 5:08pm

I knew some one will come up with this.
The person who is interested in the wealth of the other person should throw some bait. It takes money to get money. There are no returns without some investment.

In this age of gender equality there is nothing wrong with a desperate lady offering to buy a drink for a man , or is it ?

K337 · January 13, 2009, 5:28pm

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:D hehe

Cantankerous · January 13, 2009, 5:31pm

Desperate? More like she’s man enough to approach someone!

Mirch · January 13, 2009, 5:40pm

LOL