Cheating men

[parissenoor]

Re: Cheating men

@dope

C’on shweets, you are smart. Figure it out. Okay, let me make it easier.

Let’s say a man needs 40 units of widgets called sex every month. Initially, it’s not a problem for the wife. But once children are in the picture-- and throw in sloth, familiarity, weight gain and boredom-- the freuency takes a dive. Now, she can only provide 25 units, cuz all of a sudden, she has lost the sex drive, her hormones have been acting up, she’s been having recurring headaches, and nowadays, she is staring into the ceiling while he is at it, etc.

Frustrated, the man looks elsewhere for the remaining 25 widgets. Not all men, but a good number of men.

you forgot to mention he is going older, balder, and begins to look like his pregnant wife …reason why she’s looking at the ceiling:D:D