a woman walks into a bank in NY and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow 5000dollars. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so she hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce thats parked on the street n front of the bank. Everything checks out and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the car to the banks underground garage and parks it.
Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the loan and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says “We r very happy to have had ur busines, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we’re a little ouzzled. While u were away, we checked out ur accounts and found out taht u were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why wud u bother to borrow $5000?”
“Well,” she says “where else in Manhattan can i park my car for 2 weeks for fifteen bucks”…