One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, “You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I havent done it for a long time. Why dont you let me drive for once?”
The driver thinks to himself, “Well, I cant say no to this guy, hes the president.”
So the driver pulls over and they change places. Bill was having fun, zooming down the freeway, dodging and overtaking cars.
After a while the driver taps on the window and tells Bill, “Mr. President, slow down a bit. Youre doing over a hundred and fifty miles an hour." Bill says, "ahhh, dont worry about it, Im the President." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and Bill rolls down the tinted window and says: "Do you know who Iam?”
The cop sees the President and says, “oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute”
Bill says, “Sure”
The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station.
He says “guys I just pulled over some one very important, and I need advice on how to handle this.”
They ask whom, “The mayor?”
“No, much more important.”
“The governor?”
“More important.”
“The President?”
“No, even more important.”
“Well, who is it?”
“I don`t know, but Bill Clinton is his chauffeur.”
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I’ve read a different version:
A chauffeur picks up the pope at the airport. After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I’m Pope, I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“Who’s going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
(Remember, he’s German.)
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens. “Oh, Dear God, I’m gonna lose my license – and my job!” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him,
goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really big,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, “Who ya got there, the Mayor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: " The Governor?"
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “The President?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”
Cop: “I think it’s God!”
The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "
Cop: " No Sir."
Chief: " Then what makes you think it’s God?"
Cop: "He’s got the Pope as a chauffeur.
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I've read Amitabh bachachan version of this joke.
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^same here
@joke- hahahahahaha
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i heard the pope version :p
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:D :D