I was thinking of starting this for a while but have been kinda lazy in doing so. The way its going to work is we’re gonna get sheyn to threaten/danda ermmm PERSUADE famous people of GS to come on chat and answer a few questions. They can answer all your questions with in reasonable bounds ofcourse.
The first person I wanted to invite was my fav. ex modni and recently married Gina but because of her mom’s illness and her recent nikah she is a little preoccupied so I am going to propose that we invite our world famous on GS Sheyn sheyny sheyn. I will post a little bio of her in a little while and confirm a time of the interview and post it here.
So, guys prepare all your awkward questions because with sheyn I can make her answer them.
P.S. mods can you make this thread a sticky since I want to make it an ongoing thing.
As promised here is a little biography about sheyn :
Sheyn also known as sheyny sheyny sheyn joined GS about 5 years ago. Through her awesome bak bak and threatening skills she landed the job as the channel manager for chat and moderator for the unplugged channel.
Sheyn’s real name is a not so secret mystery and right now she resides in the mountainous regions of Peshawar where she provides her awesome (fake) daaktur services to poor people who can’t tell a real doctor. Sheyn grew up in the middle east and learned her national language at the early age of 18 and still has a good Punjabi accent for a pathan (yea .. go figure). She received her early education there and I have no idea where(or if and there is indication of it) she received her later education. Sheyn has a specialization as an OB and did some specialization thing in the US which not many people know about. Sheyn is in the ripe shadi age and rejected many decent mundes because … she is sheyn and she can. She is very handsome and talkative but short and fair skinned to all those who want to require about her rishta availability.
People who like sheyn: lama, kurripunjaban, Arafat, chillymilly
Peoplewho pretend to like sheyn: libranrulz, namaan, jafri
sheyn unlike other people who phase you out during a conversation I actually listen to you while you talk and so does nami hence the people who pretend to liek you lol ...
P.S. Guys the interview has a few glitches right now since Sheyn's internet ka sheyn ki tarah koi bharosa nahi ... i'm trying to get a replacement interview till then ... so stay tuned.
Since sheyn cancelled up on us I had to make her feel bad so in order to one up her I got her boss, TLK, as our guest. I will post a brief bio about him by tomorrow and post a time for the next weekend. I think since this is the first interview it will give us enough time to gather all the questions and sort them out.
The cream of the GS management, the guy who puts the wadda in the wadde wadde log, the director of GS, TLK is going to be our first guest. Tariq bhai aka TLK was born in Karachi, some people like to think laalu khet from his posts but I am sure it was some place at least better than liyari. He grew up in the galis of one of the best cities in the world playing gilli danda, gotiyaa and ofcourse cricket. He received his early education in Karachi and in order to prove his nerdiness he went to the prestigious NED for engineering.
As if that wasn`t nerdy enough he went on to Michigan to persue masters in mechenical engineering. It was there that he saw this beautiful indian girl and some how convinced her to discuss india-pakistan relations over a few dozen coffees and dinners. Finally by his awesome convincing skills ,which he also used to convince GS owners that he should be the director, he convinced Niksik that the only way india-pakistan realtions could improve is if she marries him. Niksik being the sweetheart that she is said yes so the countries can become friends again. Close to a decade after marriage they have two beautiful daughters who constantly bug their mom and thats why she is always running around.
Apart from all the nerdy stuff, TLK`s passion are bathroom humor and all things bathroom associated. One of the major issues that he faces currently is that his in-laws are way too nice and he can not open MIL FIL threads that makes him feel left out of the LIFE1 crowd. Also, the fact that his mom likes Nikkì better and treats her better is a growing concern. Apart from that, Tariq bhai likes to spend time with his two girls and pretend work on GS.
People who like him: No one has put their hand up yet.
People who pretend to like him: Niksik because she has to
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